FINGERS IN THE NOOKIE JAR! part 2

I smiled then said, " No baby!  It i not ok to pee in the bed. And it is not nice to spy on your brother, but yes your brother was masturbating.
No he didn't pee in the bed, he ejaculated."
   " He what?" my son exclaimed.
   Times like this made me wish his father was there.
    " He ejaculated. It's when a guy shoots his baby making juice.The stuff that makes a woman have babies. A man's penis gets hard and he puts it into a woman's vagina and moves it in and out until he ejaculates inside her getting her pregnant. It feels good to both the man and woman. It is called an orgasm. Sometimes a guy or girl may do it by themselves to feel good." I replied.
  He gave me another puzzled look and said bluntly, " I thought that was called fucking!"
   My face flushed and my jaw dropped. I swallowed hard and said, " ( His name ) were did you here that!"
    He stammered and said, " I read it in a book you have in your closet."
   For a moment I was at a loss for words. I didn't want to scold him for he knows he is not to go into my closets or drawers.
So I took another deep breath and said, " Making love sweetheart! We are gonna call it making love ok. But yes grown ups often refer to it as
...uh fucking. But you are not to say that you hear me? Stay out of my closet too young man!"
   His eyes teared for a moment, then he said, " Yes ma'am. When can I make love?"
  I hugged him again and said, " When you get older and meet the girl you want to marry."
   " But my tinker gets hard. Can I shoot baby juice like ( His brothers name) ?" he replied.
  GOD COULD THIIS GET ANYMORE UNCOMFORTABLE!  I thought to myself. The birds and the bees has turned into a hornets nest.
   " I...uh guess so baby." I replied.
  " How?" he asked with that same innocent look that melts my heart.
  "Excuse me!" I replied.
  " How do I do it? Can I do it now?" he said, then quickly dropped his pajama bottoms and briefs.
  " Noooooo! Pull your pants back up!!" I exclaimed.
This was getting out of control and I had to do something. So I stood and took him by the hand and said, " Come with me!"
  I guess he was in trouble cause he began saying he was sorry over and over again.
  What happened next may have been the most unconventional way to explain masturbation to my son and I'm sure I will catch hell for it, but it was not incest as I did not lay a hand on him or he on me.
   I led him down the hall to the bathroom. " Ok, ( His name ) take off your pajamas." I said starting the shower water.
  " I already took my shower momma!" he said.
  " I know. Just do it, wanna teach ya something." I replied.
He stripped and stood there naked as the day he was born.
After ensuring the water was warm I had him get in. " Ok, grab the soap! " I told him.
He gave me a nervous look, then grabbed the bar of soap.
  " It's Ok baby!  Now I want you to take the soap and wash between your legs. Wash your penis baby." I stated.
He soaped his hands then began washing between his legs. I turned my back to him and said, " Ok baby, I
want you to keep washing yourself until your penis gets stiff ok."  I said my back still to him.
He didn't say anything for a minuet, then I heard him mutter, " It is!"
  I smiled then said, " Ok, just keep rubbing your penis."
He said nothing for a couple moments. I said softly, " You OK baby?"
" Yes ma'am!" he stammered.
" You still rubbing?" I asked, amazed he was lasting this long.
Once again he was silent, then, " Momma! I feel funny. I feel like I need to....Oh!"
   " It's ok baby, let it happen! " I said.
  I heard him wimper, and I knew he was experiencing his first orgasm.
"  K. When your done, get out and dry off. Then get ready for bed Ok!" I said as I walked out of the bathroom.
   I know most people will frown upon how I handled the situation. But I feel it was the right thing to do at the time. Thanx!

FINGERS IN THE NOOKIE JAR!

  Ashley is a young neighbor of ours. She is 32 years old and mother of two strapping boys ages 13 and 11. She is divorced and works for the school system.
She told me about an experience she had a few nights ago and I asked her if she would be willing to share it on this blog. She has agreed to do so.
I think anyone who has children will be able to relate.

   Hello, my name is Ashley. I am 32, divorced and mother of two. I am employed in the school system, which one I prefer to keep confidential for obvious reasons.
   My husband and I divorced a little over a year ago after he admitted to having an affair then fell in love with the 22 year old " Bitch Whore!"
I swear when and if I meet her, she just might get her ass beat!
   Anyway, since my divorce I haven't been with a man sexually. I've gone out with several nice guys, several of whom I would have loved to roll in the hay with.
   However, being a now single mom I just do not feel it would be appropriate nor is it the right time for me to get into a sexual relationship. At least for now.
    I love sex and miss having a man in my bed. Some nights my desire for sex ( get really horny! ) that I often relieve that tension by way of masturbation.
   I masturbated often during my teen years right up till I married, then I stopped due to some loyalty to my husband. It's almost funny looking back on it.
  On this particular evening, my mother called to ask if the boys wanted to go to see the new Spiderman movie.
Naturally they said yes and looked forward to it. She arrived around 7.
She asked me if I would like to come along. I declined as I wanted to get some house cleaning done.
   After kissing the boys goodbye, they left. My mother mentioned that if it got to be too late she would just let them spend the night at her house.
   I cleaned what I intended then went and started my bath. It was fantastic, a quiet house and a soothing hot bubble bath. After my bath I dried myself, wrapped a towel around me, then walked to the kitchen and fixed myself a nice drink.
   I then went back to my bedroom, sat on my bed and thumbed through
a new magazine I had purchased earlier. After a few moments I opened my bedside table and took out a joint a friend of mine had given me a few days before. I haven't smoked one in a long time. My husband and I would occassionally smoke weed, often times being after sex ( risked my career for that bastard) .
I finished my drink, set the joint on top of my bedside and went to fix me another. I wasn't really intending on getting drunk, but after that second drink I had gotten a really good buzz.
   I thought to myself or maybe it was the booze thinking for me, " Why not! The kids are gone and probably wont be home. So what if I should get drunk or high! I'm a grown woman."
   I took the joint from the table and lit it. I took a big drag and coughed a bit but held most in then slowly exhaled. After abou 4 good drags I was done. I couldn't help but laugh, God I was FUCKED UP!
  I got out of bed and went and fixed me another drink. This one a bit stronger than the other two.
   I got back to my bedroom and lay across my bed enjoying the buzz.
    As I lay I began to feel really horny. I don' t know why but weed and booze sometimes do that to me. Plus the fact I hadn't had an orgasm in nearly a week ( unusual for me ).
   I got out of bed and walked to the closet, removing the towel as I went tossing it off to the side. I reached for the big boot box and opened it.
  Inside the box is several hardcore swedish porn magazines that my husband neglected to take with him.
He asked for them a couple times but I lied and told him I destroyed them. It pissed him off as you can imagine. " Hey guys are not the only ones who look at porn to get off on!"
  Anyway, I took one and put the box on the floor in the closet.
    I went back to bed and sat on the bed with my back to the head board, spread my legs and began to touch myself as I thumbed through the mag.
  Soon I was lost in the pleasure my fingers were giving me as I diddled my clit. I prefer to use my fingers when I masturbate.
  I was really frigging myself good when I happened to catch someone standing at my bedroom door. It was my mother and my youngest son.
She was pulling him away from the door as I heard her say, " Oh dear God Ashley! "
  I freaked then yanked the covers over me. " Shit! " I exclaimed trying to clear my booze and pot fogged brain. I tossed the mag under my bed then slipped on a gown.
  I walked to the living room to where my mom and my son were waiting.
  She instantly gave me a scoulding look and told me that he wanted to come home but my oldest was gonna stay at her house.
  " Ok. Baby why don't you go get ready for bed. I'll be in there in a bit. I wanna talk to Gramms." I said.
   She set her purse down on the couch and said " Obviously you have been drinking. What has gotten into you Ashley!"
   I ran my fingers through my hair and chuckled then said, " Yes mom, I've had a couple drinks big deal. I am grown now you know!"
    She rolled her eyes and grabbed her purse. " That little show while ago, Ashley I raised you better than that. Your son saw that!  Your not some tramp Ashley!" she said.
   I laughed and said, " Shit mom! Get a fucking grip ok!"
  Her jaw dropped and she said, "Don't use that language with me! How dare you!"
    I shook my head and sat on the couch then said, " I'm sorry mom, but your talking to me like I am a damn teenager! Yes, I've had a few drinks and I'm sorry you walked in and saw what you saw. But I am a grown woman living in my own house. If I wanna relax and have a couple drinks then I'm going to. If I happen to get myself drunk that is my buisness, I do not  work tomorrow. As far as what you saw, I'm a woman with needs. I have been married and have kids, so I have had sex."
She stood their and looked at me with disbelief then said, " I am not stupid Ashley!  I know things have been hard for you, but  you need to be more responsible as a mother and control your urges when your kids are home. "
   " Please don't tell me how to raise my kids. It was late and you told me that if it got late they were gonna stay at your house. The only mistake I made was not locking the door so you would have had to knock.  I was masturbating mom ok! Would you rather have walked in on me screwing some man? I will talk to my son, believe me the boys know more about sex than you think! " I replied.
    " Don't get smart with me! I could careless who you screw as you put it. You need to find you a nice man and marry instead of doing such things! " she exclaimed
    I laughed and said, " I just divorced a so called nice man mom! You see how that worked out, he's living with some bimbo he was fucking while still married to me!  To top it off, he was coming home acting as if he still loved me and  I let him fuck me! That is not being responsible. " I replied wiping away a tear
   She sat next to me and put her arm around me and said, " I know baby and I'm sorry. I love you! I over react sometimes, but I just want the best for you. "
    " I love you to mom. But it is my life. I hope to meet someone one day and fall in love again. But I am not ready for that right now. I hope you will come to understand that." I replied. We hugged and then she left.
    I locked the door behind her, turned and saw my son standing in the doorway to the living room.
   " Hey punkin! Did you like the movie? " I said walking back to the couch and sat down.
   " It was awsome!  Is Gramms mad at you mom? " he asked.
    " Oh no sweetheart, we were just talking. Come here sit with me." I replied patting the seat next to me.
   He came and sat next to me and I hugged him and ran my hand through his hair.
  " Baby, you know I love you don't you?" I said.
   " Yes ma'am." he replied fidgetting a bit.
   " I want to explain what happened tonight. " I said taking a deep breath.
   " I'm sorry about what you saw earlier when you came to my room."
   He looked at me with a puzzled look on his face then smiled and said," It's o.k. mom! You were just doing sex. I saw ----- ( his brother ) doing sex a couple times. He thinks I was asleep! ( Laugh). Does pee come out of you when you do it?"
   I must admit I was a bit stunned by what he said, but at the same time a little funny.
  I didn't realise that my oldest had started masturbating. Guess I should have figured, since his showers were taking longer to finish. Think it is time he got his own room!
   I smiled and gave my youngest a hug and said, " That is right baby, momma was having sex!  I was doing what is called masturbation. It is when a man or a woman has sex with themselves instead of with one another, to make themselves feel good."
    " Is it like what ( his brother) was doing? But he peed in the bed! It is ok to pee in the bed?" He asked with an innocent look that was so sweet.
  

WELCOME HOME GIFT!

Let's just say, I am one lucky woman!

   This is Joan, yes I am back! I would first like to thank my daughter Melissa for keeping this blog going and everyone " Entertained " so to speak.
   What I am about to tell you is fresh, as it happened just last week.
     I had just arrived home from a three day seminar in Cincinnati.
The best thing about the trip was the trip home. Even the plane ride was pleasant.
   It was a late flight, so it was after 10 pm when we finally landed. I told Ray not to worry about picking me up as one of my co-workers had offerd to bring me home.
    I called him and told him that we had landed and would be on my way home shortly. About a good 40 minuet drive from the airport to my house.
   After stopping for gas,  we were finally on our way.
   It was a little after 11 when I finally arrived home. The house was dark as I let myself in with my key.
I turned on a lamp and kicked off my shoes. I put my luggage by the couch.
That is when I saw the Rose and the note. It read, " Follow tbe trail of true love, my love! "  
   I smiled then looked around and saw another rose laying on the floor, then another and then another leading to our bedroom. Taped to the door was another note which read, " Our love is the pillar, standing tall supporting our marriage and my love for you! Open and witness my love for you as it grows day by day! "
   I smiled and wiped away a tear as I gently opened the door. What I saw completely took me by supprise and I couldn't help but laugh.
   There was Ray laying nude in our bed surrounded by rose petals. A single rose lay on his chest. To top it off there was a yellow ribbon tied around his cock which was fully erect.
  " Oh dear lord, Ray! You are so crazy!" I said as I walked over to the bed, took the rose from his chest then kissed him. " Is that for me?" I whispered softly into his ear.
   " Sorry, I couldn't find an old oak tree! " he replied. We both laughed.
   " You gonna shut the door baby? Or are you planning on selling tickets? " he said pointing to the bedroom door which was wide open.
   " Oh shit! "  I replied having taken off my blouse and had  unfastened my bra when he pointed it out.
   I quickly  walked to the door and gently shut it. " See something you like? " I chided letting my bra fall and cupping my breast with my hands.
    I then slowly unzipped my skirt then let it fall to the ground exposing my black lace panties.
   " God you are so beautiful!" he said softly.
   " Why thank you baby. You look pretty yummy yourself. I take it you
missed me. Or did you miss this?" I said running my hand over my pantie covered bush, then slowly slid off my panties.
   " Baby, you know I did." he replied.
" I missed you too my love. I thought about you every night as I lay in that lonly hotel bed. I couldn't help but touch myself, thinking about you fucking me with your beautiful cock" I said as I walked slowly to the bed
   He grinned then said, " That's all I've been thinking about baby." he replied.
   I crawled into bed next to him and kissed him deeply. "Mmmm... did you get hard thinking about me baby?" I panted into his ear then we kissed again.
   " You always give me a hard on baby! he whispered softly as he kissed me gently on the neck.
   " Oh baby! You say the sweetest things! Did you play with it baby?  Did you jack it off while you thought about me?"  I panted as I opened my legs to his probing fingers.
   " Yesterday morning. In the shower." he replied. ( He generally masturbated in the shower when he did it).
   " mmmm, I think I'm ready to un wrap my present now." I replied as I grabbed the end of the thin yellow ribbon that was tied around his dick in a neat little bow and pulled it until it fell loose.
  I took one end of the ribbon and ran it ever so lightly up and down the shaft causing his cock to twitch.
I then ran a finger over his dickhead, wetting the tip of my finger with his pre cum then tasted it.
  " You taste so good baby!  I'm tempted to just suck you off but I want you inside me!" I panted as I moved on top of him, easing his dick into my wet cunt hole causing us both to groan.
  I sat there for a moment enjoying the feel of his dick in my pussy. I began to contract my cunt muscels
to grip and release on his rod. this always drives him crazy.
  I then began to slowly ride him as he thrust his hips to meet my movements.
   We fucked this way for several minuets, then we rolled over to where he was on top of me and he began dicking me hard and deep.
  I soon felt my orgasm approaching,
" Oh baby, I'm gonna cum! Oh baby!" I panted locking my legs around him as I began to cum.
   When I finished spasming, he had me get on my hands and knees and began fucking me doggie style. I squealed into a pillow as I had my second orgasm. He held my hips to him till my orgasm ceased and began dicking me again in long deep strokes. It wasn't long till I began to cum again, then I felt his dick throb inside me. He made this low animalistic groan, then thrust deep inside me as he began to fire his nut juice inside me. We both collapsed and fell asleep in each others arms.
What a welcome home!

       Joan

WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO?

  Hi!  This is Melissa again. My dear mother asked me to tell you that she is sorry, but work has been taking alot of her time and says hi to all you horny fuckers!
   Actually she didn't say " horny fuckers" I just threw that in for the hell of it and because I just like saying the word. To be honest the word " FUCK " is one of my favorite words in the English language.
   While I am here might as well tell you all about some of my naughty fun.
   A few weeks ago I was laying in bed, it was early and my dear husband had just left for work, and the kids were still sleeping. This is my favorite time of the day. The house is quiet and peaceful. The sheets felt wonderful against my naked skin.
   As I lay there I began to think of the sex the night before. It wasn't mind blowing sex or anything, I mean I didn't even cum.
  It was a short but sweet session for his pleasure. To be honest I wasn't really in the mood for sex. My husband however was randy as hell.
He came out of the bathroom after his shower with a full boner. He walked to the bedroom door and shut it.
I knew at that moment I probably wasn't gonna be going to sleep anytime soon.
  He crawled into bed next to me all ready to fuck, kissing my neck and breast.
   " Baby, not tonight I'm tired" I said softly.
   " Come on I need you, I've been thinking about you and your sweet pussy all damn day! "  He whispered running a hand to my bush.
   I giggled as I clamped my legs shut,
"  Really baby, not tonight I don't want too!  Wait till tomorrow night Ok
and I will make it up to you, we can fuck all night if you want, just not tonight Ok." I replied kissing him softly on the lips.
    " Don't leave me like this!  Come on, at least suck my dick. I want you so bad! I love you so much, your so damn sexy! He panted softly in my ear.
    I was weakening but was determined to stand my ground. " I love you too! I'm really tired though.
Can't you just jack off tonight? I promise I will make it up to you."
I replied. But he would have none of it and I finally just gave in.
   We kicked away the covers and I opened my legs for him as he mounted me, then he pushed his dick into my moistening pussy. I gasped and winced a bit as he pushed into me till he was balls deep.
   He slowly began thrusting, gradually building speed. Soon he was fucking me like his life depended on it. Then bam! He grunted and began to cum. It was over almost as soon as it had begun, which was fine with me. Sometimes a quickie is a good thing.
    Now I am the one feeling horny and my lover has left for work.
I ran my right hand over my right breast then down under the covers to my pussy. As my fingers grazed my clitoris, a wonderful shiver ran through my body.
  I figured I had at least an hour or so before the kids awakened, so I got out of bed and walked nude to the bedroom door and softly shut it.
   I went back to bed and took my vibrator from my bedside table. I laid back on the bed, opened my legs wide and began masturbating.
  Normally pror to sex the phone is taken off the hook, so to keep from being disturbed. This particular time I neglected to do so, and wouldn't you know it the phone rang.
   " Who the fuck! " I said to myself, dropping my vibrator to catch the phone before it woke the kids.
    " Hello!" I said, my voice with a touch of frustration in it.
    " Hey! You awake? I didn't wake you did I?" said the female voice on the other end. It was my dear friend Becky.
    " No. I'm awake! And you have impecable timing!" I replied trying to catch a bit of composure.
     There was a brief pause, then she said, " Oh, I'm sorry did I interupt something?"
     I chuckled and said, "  Yeah, you can say that."
     " Oh God! I'm so sorry! Please tell him I'm sorry!  I'll call back.." she stammered
    I laughed and said, " No, No! He's gone to work. I was just playing around a little."
    Another pause then, " Playing around? She replied.
   " Yeah, playing with a toy!" I said with a slight chuckle.
    " A toy? Oh shit! Duh, blonde moment! Girl, I haven't done that deed in several weeks!" she said with a laugh.
     " I do at least twice a week. I gave him some last night in what amounted to a quickie. I didn't cum so..." I replied cupping my left breast with my left hand.
  She laughed and said, " I see. The cocks away the hen will play!"
   " Funny!" I laughed as I gently tweaked my left nipple.
   " Come to think of it, I need to buy some new batteries for Fred." She said referring to her 8 inch vibating dong.
   " I think I'm due for an upgrade myself. Thinking about getting one of those new Rabbits or maybe a vibrating dong. "
      " Your Back Massager wearing out?" she asked with a chuckle.
     " No bitch, it works just fine thank you! Just thinking about something new." I replied.
    " Ooooo... I love it when you talk dirty! I got to go to towm later anyway, if you want we can go by and look around." Becky said.
   " Sounds like fun. Sure. Mmmm..."I said softly as I reached between my legs and gently fingered myself.
  " You Ok Mels? " Becky asked.
  " God, I'm just so fucking horny!" I panted, sticking two fingers into my cunt.
   " Uh Ok, I'll call you back later." Becky stammered.
   " No! Don't hang up! Talk to me Becky, talk dirty to me please! " I panted.
    "  Do what! I've never done phone sex with another woman before Mels.
I wouldn't know how to start!." Becky replied.
    " You can do it. Oh God I'm so wet! Talk to me like you talk to yourself. Don't you talk dirty when you frig off?" I panted.
    " Sometimes. God Mels your making me horny. Ok. But let me go to my bedroom just don't cum yet!"
Becky said in a raspy voice.
   " Oh God bitch, hurry the fuck up! " I panted.
After a couple minuets I heard some rustling. " What the fuck you doing? You being a fucking cunt tease!" I groaned with a throaty laugh.
  " Goddamn it! Almost busted my ass trying to get these fucking pants off!  Bitch you owe me big time for this. God what would the guys think?"
Becky exclaimed.
  I laughed and said, " Probably cum in their pants. You naked yet? "
    " Now I am. Shit, I am really wet Mels. Damn you!  Oh Mels I'm fingering myself, it feels so good!" Becky panted.
   " Mmmm... I am too! God Becky this so hot! Ever fuck another woman Becky? " I panted.
    " N- N- No! Oh Mels your such a cunt!  God I need some dick! I wanna get Fred! Fuck it! Fuck it! Do it with me, fuck that fucking cunt!" Becky groaned.
    " I am sweetheart! Oh fuck Becky,  I'm gonna cum! I'm cumming! Ohhhh shit I'm cumming! " I groaned as my body spasmed with my orgasm.
    As I regained my composure I heard Becky panting and moaning.
" Hey, you gonna cum? Come on sweetheart let me hear you cum! Frig that pussy, fuck it, I wanna hear you cum!  Cum for me you bitch! " I said in a soft breathy voice.
   I could here her breathing and her groans of passion as she masturbated herself closer to her climax.
    " Oh, Ohhhh, Fuck!  Fuck, Fuck it! Ohhhhhhfffffffuuuuuccckk meeeeee!" Becky squealed as she reached her own orgasm.
    There was silence except for our breathing. " You Ok Becky? You Ok sweetheart?" I asked softly.
  There was a moment of silence, then she panted, " Oh God! Never better! God that was intense. Mels, you are a slut! You are so damn bad."
I laughed and said, "  Well, you did well. You are a great friend and I love you dearly. I enjoyed sharing an orgasm together. You are a great phone fuck my dear."
    " I love you too Mels. I never thought in a a million years that I would have phone sex with another woman. But now that I have, I'm glad it was with you. Your not a bad phone fuck yourself." Becky replied.
   It was a fun and satisfying morning to say the least. Now Becky and I are even closer. We see each other now knowing we share a naughty fun secret. But hey, what's a girl to do.