TALK DIRTY: THE INTERVIEWS.

                         INTERVIEW 1: Melissa ( Daughter)


          Joan: Hello and welcome to the "Talk Dirty Interviews".  In
        this part of the Blog , I will conduct one on one interviews with
        various friends, family and others. It will be uncensored discussions
        about sex, nothing will be taboo and all revealed.
         I couldn't think of anyone better to start with than the co-founder
        of this Blog and editor of the section " Melissa's Corner ", my
        lovely eldest daughter Melissa. How you doing sweetheart?


        Melissa:  I'm good mom, how are you ?


        Joan: I'm great! Thank you for doing this. Why don't we start by
       telling everyone about yourself.


        Melissa: Sure, Well I am 24 years old, married to a wonderful
      man named Glen. I have sandy blonde hair and green eyes. My
      measurements are 32-28- 38 and I am a nurse by profession.


        Joan: Like mother like daughter uh! ( laughs).


        Melissa: Love you mom!


       Joan: Love you baby. OK so were do we start, I guess we will
     start with the basics... Do you Masturbate?


        Melissa: Oh yes, I love masturbation! Doesn't everyone?


      Joan: How old were you when you started masturbating?


      Melissa: Around 12 I believe, though I didn't actually have an
      actual orgasm till I was nearly 14.


       Joan: Do you use toys?


      Melissa: Sometimes. I own a couple vibrators, Glen loves watching
     me play around with them. When I am alone I prefer to use my fingers.
     I guess I'm just an old fashioned gal.


      Joan: Do you masturbate in front of Glen often? Does Glen masturbate
    when he watches you?


      Melissa:  Sure. Glen and I enjoy masturbating together. I get really
    turned on watching him stroke himself as he watches me masturbate.
    Have you and daddy ever masturbated together?


      Joan: I'm asking the questions here! ( laughs ) But to answer your
    question the answer is no, I would be too embarressed. I consider
    masturbation to be a solo sex act.


       Melissa: Ever seen daddy?


      Joan:  Yes. When I was pregnant intercourse was painful, so when
     your father needed " relief " he would sometimes jerk himself off.


      Melissa:  Didn't it turn you on?


      Joan:  Sure. It was also frustrating.


      Melissa:  Did my mom want some dick?


     Joan: Damn! You make it seem so perverted. ( Laughs) But yes
     of course I wanted some.


     Joan: Do you suck cock?


     Melissa: Hell yes! As much as I can!


     Joan: Do you swallow?


     Melissa:  Sometimes. I don't really care for the taste. I generally
    spit it out.


    Joan: Does Glen's cum taste bad?


    Melissa: Not really. Eating cum just isn't my thing. Do you?


    Joan:  I love the taste of your father's juices, I have always
    swallowed.


    Melissa: Ever licked up daddy's sperm after he had done
    himself. Glen always ask for me to lick him clean after he
    had jacked himself off.


    Joan: ( Laugh )  No. Your father does most of his masturbating
    in the shower.


    Joan: What is your favorite sex position?


    Melissa:  I like to be on top. Glen likes doggie style.


    Joan: Guess all guys like it doggie style. I love being
    on top myself. Ever tried anal sex?


    Melissa: No. Not interested, though Glen would love to.
    Have you and dad?


    Joan; Oh yes, it was an interesting experience. As a matter
    of fact the last time your father and I had sex he got my ass.


    Melissa: Nice bit of info mom! ( laugh )


   Joan: Well, you asked sweetie! Thanx, I've enjoyed our revealing
   conversation.


    Melissa:  Me too. Got me all horny talking about all this sex!
    Gonna go home and play " pet the kitty " ! Loves.


     INTERVIEW 2: Helen (Friend )


   Joan: Hello, and welcome back! This evening I am at the
house of my dearest and long time friend Helen. I am thrilled
that she has agreed to be in this segment. I truly love this
lady and will do anything for her. She has been with through
thick and thin. How are you my love?


 Helen: Wow! I am great! Love you too my dear friend.


 Joan:  Love your hair and that dress, showing some
cleavage I see!


 Helen: Thank you. Yes, just a bit.


 Joan:  Great looking legs! Of course you have always had
great legs. I hate you! ( Laughs ).


Helen: Thank You again, not bad for a 49 year old I guess.
Enough about me, you are looking lovely yourself. I'm
not the only one showing some cleavage.


 Joan: Yes, you got it flaunt it! 


 Helen: You definately got it sweetheart. How is your
family, especially that hunk of a husband of yours?


  
 Joan: They are great. Yes he is a hunk isn't he.


 Helen: You ever get tired of him send him my way. I've
got space in my bed! ( Laughs ) Hell, that good looking
son of yours, you can send him my way! (Laughs))


 Joan: You are a slut but I love ya!


 Helen: Hey, I'm divorced! It has been awhile since a
man has been between these legs. Shit, if you had a
cock I'd fuck you! ( Laughs)


 Joan: They sell strap-on's!


 Helen: Don't tempt me you tease! (Laughs)


 Joan: ( Laugh ) Ok serious now, why don't you tell
 a little about yourself.


 Helen: Well besides being horny as hell, I am 49
years old, divorced and have 2 daughters ages
16 and 19. I am employed by this lovely city of
ours. I have been friends with Joan longer than
I can remember and love her very much.


 Joan: Your so sweet! You dating anyone?


 Helen: No. Why you interested? I can do
the gay thing I guess! (Laughs)


 Joan: ( Laugh) No I'm taken sorry. Besides
I like dick too much.


 Helen: I hear ya girlfriend!


 Joan: When was the last time you got some?


 Helen: Goddamn, you go straight for the kill
don't you! I don't know, about a month ago I
guess.


Joan: Anyone I know?


Helen: Doubt it, just a guy I met at work. It
was a one time thing.


 Joan: Was it good?


 Helen: It was alright.


 Joan: Did you have an orgasm?


 Helen: Sure. He was good with his tounge!


 Joan: Hung well?


 Helen: About average I guess


 Joan: Do you masturbate?


 Helen: Yes, I do. If it were not for masturbation, I believe
I would go out of my mind.


 Joan: Do you own any toys?


 Helen: Yes. I own a vibrator. I named it Fred.


 Joan: Why Fred?


 Helen: Hell, I don't know, just the first name
I thought of. Never been fucked by a Fred
before.


 Joan:  I know a Fred.


 Helen:  You fuck him?


 Joan: Heavens no! He is 73 and in a wheel chair.


 Helen: That would be a Youtube moment!


 Joan: (Laugh) He probably hasn't had a boner in
30 years!


 Helen: VIAGRA BABY!!! Your hubby taking the
little pill?


  Joan: No, he can still get it up naturally.


 Helen: Glad for him. With a lovely woman like you
as his wife, I can see why, You do have a certian 
sensuality about you.


 Joan: Thank you. Wanna fuck? ( Laughs )


 Helen: And you call me a slut, you sex blogger!
( laughs ).


  Joan: Thank you so much for doing this, it
was a blast.


  Helen: Anytime. It was fun.